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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How can I copy and paste the AI answers here on Quora since I can't do it anymore?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

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share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What type of crossdresser are you?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is your prediction for the future of our society? How long do you think it will take for us to address and fix current issues?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Is a monthly salary of 47,000 SEK before tax considered adequate for a C# .Net developer with over 7 years of experience in Sweden?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

So they tried

What are some sad truths about life?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to