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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:04

Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What type of crossdresser are you?
Freaks and Cheeks
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
So they tried
What are some sad truths about life?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to